I’d welcome you to my blog but if you’re here, you came here on purpose, so welcoming you would just be demeaning.  Right?  You got here on your own accord, it’s not my place to congratulate you on clicking a link you meant to click.  Although it’s more common place for everyone to welcome you to their website… you somehow magically stumbled upon it and the first thing you wanted to read is some sass about how you deserve a pat on the back for using a mouse.  Well I won’t do that.  Instead I’ll tell you my version.  And you’ll like it.